Forewarning: noun
an early warning about a future event


Hi. My name's Xero. I've made a little comic. "What fun!", you might say, before gleefully clicking your mouse to see what lovely pastel-swathed comic adventure awaits you. Stop. Cease.

I want to have a chat with you, as authors who wish to cover their own asses are prone to do.

You see, this comic may not be the idyllic time-waster you were hoping it to be. I'll apologize for that. Unfortunately, as I am warning you beforehand, you'll find that apologies here are an endangered species.

This comic is violent. This comic contains profanity. This comic relishes in metal music. This comic plays merry hob with religion and all the assorted baggage that comes along with it. In fact, I might very well go ahead and add every single word that I know of for alerting content filter censors to the meta tags just to spare you from having your fragile mind sundered by this piece of fiction. Why? Because I'm playing nice for now.

Given that my previous work, Swordwaltzer, sent a fair number of people running for their collective email-client-of-choice with the expressed intent of giving yours truly a sound telling-off, I wanted the option of washing my hands of having to read any forthcoming hate mail. I've better things to do with my time, and, frankly, so do you. So!

If the idea of irreverence in religion shocks you; if violence is just dandy but heaven forbid you see the 'f-word'; if you are anywhere south of legal age in whatever country you reside; if the mere hint of a power chord being struck sends you screaming for your faith counselor; if blood makes you squeamish; if you are just that unforgivably sheltered...

DO NOT BOTHER READING THIS COMIC. The internet, I am told, is a fairly large place with a multitude of digital kiosks that will cater to your specific, perhaps even myopic, needs. Move on, and save both you and I the trouble of deleting any hate mail you may think to conjure up. I won't read them. I'd rather remember you *just* as you are right now.




I understand and am prepared to rock. Take me to the comic! (coming soon. be patient.)


I understand, but fear your heathen ways, heretic. Take me to my happy place!



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